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How to save your own ‘face’

July 14, 2011

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What the hell is this supposed to be? It’s made in China — but that’s not the point. It’s not really where it’s made; it’s who is responsible for this facepalming dumbf@#kery. I’m convinced that they type some shiz into Google Translate and just print whatever the f@#k comes out. Even if you don’t need instructions, you […]

Control and accusations

September 10, 2010

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Anyone want to hazard a guess what this sign is about? Why is this sign hard to understand on first sight? Why is it also wrong grammatically and meaning-wise? How would you rewrite it? (Henderson Land construction site at 500 Hennessy Road, Causeway Bay, Hong Kong)

Namin’ names, kickin’ butts

June 15, 2010

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Five. Four. Three. Two. One. CUE. You have arrived. You are at Learn English or Starve (‘Leos’), where we unashamedly trounce all manners of assorted cattle known to the rest of us normal folks as grammar nazis and lingo lolicons. This is where these lulz killers are fed into the meat grinder, get their comeuppance, […]